when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
- Mimayorplacer. (via mimayorplacer)
snuggling with michael would be the most annoying thing ever, he’d purposely breathe on your neck and move around a lot. He’d whine and complain whenever you’d tell him to stop but also he would always tell you that he loves you in your ear and trace his name on your tummy with hearts around it.