Tyler gets people’s attention with the fuck shit then hits them with the shapow.
(Source: god-body, via itsshabitches)
I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous
holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me
as a boy I can confirm that this makes me really nervous
(Source: foodtrucker, via tianahunter)
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
where can i find this friendzone i need some friends
i need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.
(Source: hommewalk, via ast0undme)